How To Be The Best
People make such a fuss about finding women, keeping women, generally anything to do with women, don’t they? I learned a long time ago that finding women is exceedingly easy—all you have to do is think like a woman. Ever since I started doing that my phone has been off the hook!
But it’s obviously not just thinking like a woman, of course–this would be the amateurs philosophy, and as we all know if you want to achieve any greatness in this world then you must become an out and out professional; you have to walk, talk, act, chat, peruse the web and throw like a woman too—otherwise you’re just not going to be perceived as absolutely authentic.
I suggest you do this behind clothes doors; preferably closed doors and windows, and you may also want to check that the phone isn’t bugged, because that can put a serious downer on proceedings. Also refrain from telling anyone–I mean anyone, even fellow people who are doing the same thing as you. Trust me, you can’t trust people, not even women! It is a lonely life, this, but it is also the only life I now know and I wouldn’t have it any othe way.
Ever since my humble beginnings—a couple of hours a week being a woman—I have never once looked back. It began as a mild fascination, and now it is a way of life. After some time I decided to shift it up a gear; so I started to take a full day off a week and devote myself more fully.
I feel I must be more specific, though: I obviously love being a man and all it entails; I don’t actually enjoy being a woman. But it’s a small price to pay for the result: every woman loves you and thinks you are the absolute best! Just don’t go so far as to book yourself into a Botox Manchester clinic, that was my first mistake…
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