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Women Rule

Women are the absolute best, aren’t they? They can do so many things better than men: want proof? Well, they can do five things at once where men can only do two quite badly—an unfortunate scientific fact–—they can wink in a way which no man will ever be able to compete with and well–as far as smiling and giggling goes I defy any man who says that their smile will get them out of a parking fine–

And they can More

How To Be The Best

People make such a fuss about finding women, keeping women, generally anything to do with women, don’t they? I learned a long time ago that finding women is exceedingly easy—all you have to do is think like a woman. Ever since I started doing that my phone has been off the hook!

But it’s obviously not just thinking like a woman, of course–this would be the amateurs philosophy, and as we all know if you want to achieve any greatness More

What Is It About Women?

Why do men love women so flippin’ much, ey? Ask a thousand men and the answer is not likely to be ‘because my girlfriend / wife nags me all the time and I just love that after a hard days work!’ So what is the magic ingredient? Aside from the obvious–

All I know is that the world would be a terrible place to live without these fine, graceful, awe-inspiring creatures; a world populated with bad jokes, bad smells, bad More

Women; cant live with or without them.

What is it with the opposite sex? We are so unbelievably different and yet we seek each other out constantly so we can annoy and frustrate each other. Yet there is nothing better than relaxing with a loved one or having that massive adrenaline rush when you enter a new relationship.

Women are so different and perhaps it is because of that, that we want to be with them. They say that opposites attract and, with men and women dating More

What happened when I watched NINE

The way I ended up watching NINE on the big screen was probably similar, if not identical, to the likes of many other unfortunate and gullible men: a trustworthy friend called, explained that he was going to the cinema to watch a number of extremely famous, scantily clad women prance about the stage for two whole hours (women who men the world over have been waiting to see in such risqué attire since almost the last ice-age; including Nicole Kidman, More