You know, I have this friend who is in a relationship which he seems happy about (and I’m happy for him). Hey, if that’s what he wants then by all means, go for it is what I tell him. For me though, I love living the single life. I don’t envy what he has and I’m comfortable in my own shoes. I mean, it’s fun to get all dressed up and have a night out with my friends, having a few drinks and not worrying about someone waiting for me back at home. I like the fact that I can sit on my couch and flick through all the stations on my TV with my own remote. The only person’s dirty laundry that I have to worry about is myself and no one is going to care if I smell a little bit like diesel from working on my truck.

So yes, to my friend, I wish you well in your relationship, but I’m happy right where I am.